No matter how mean and cold-hearted I want to be I’ll always be warm inside and I hate it.

The Signs thoughts


Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

I’m a Capricorn and this is scary accurate.